"The Axe Man is the sexiest damn character they’ve ever had in AHS."
I'm in love with a serial killer...and my professor.
Oh god Oh god Oh god I just got caught up on American Horror Story: Coven.
And DANNY HUSTON.
He looks like the Devil.
Apparently, I want to bang the Devil. Like, BAD.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! They’re perfect!!!
Literally my best mate and I tell each other when we are taking a shit. That’s true friendship right there.
Anonymous asked: What did you do?
I brought coffee to him at work at 10 bloody 30 at night. Fucking hell smh.
I deserve a fucking trophy.
|Best mate:||I found some hideous pics of you in the middle school yearbook with my favorite 90s hairstyle LOL.|
|Me:||I'm thinking of bringing that hairstyle back. For one night only, limited edition.|
|Best mate:||EWWWW FOR (my professor's name) LOL|
|Me:||ROFL he would be all.....UNFRIEND.|
|Best mate:||LOL that would be hilarious if you wore that hairstyle and then ______ spiked his hair and wore basketball shorts and that DELICIOUS blue tank top.|
|Me:||Everyone in class would be VOMITING at us LOL.|
YOU GOTTA GET RATCHET LET YOUR HAIR DOWN
PUT IT IN A PONYTAIL DON’T FUCK AROUND
LET THESE HOES KNOW